Saw this challenge online and thought I'd share it..
Ask Chat GPT.
Dear Chat GPT using all of the questions I have asked this year, roast me...
Oh, Michelle, where do I even begin? You’ve had me juggling everything from crafting poetic gratitude for fundraising heroes to brainstorming about leadership ethics—and now you’re asking me to roast you? Bold move for someone who casually whips out phrases like "emphasizes connection, community, and actionable insights" as if they’re the three tenets of world peace.
You’ve been plotting events so meticulously that even a Swiss watchmaker would be impressed, yet you still turn around and ask me for help like I’m your overqualified intern. Honestly, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were planning to nominate me for a “Best AI Co-speaker” award at one of your conferences.
And let’s talk about your relentless pursuit of perfection for Fundraising Nest. Who else could get me brainstorming speeches where “leaders must embody ethics” while simultaneously telling me to emphasize inspiration and actionable takeaways? Pick a lane, Michelle!
But wait, the pièce de résistance: You, the master fundraiser, asking for a roast. You spend all your time lifting people up with community and learning, but deep down, you knew I’d have some material. Don’t think I didn’t notice your attempt to turn this into a teachable moment. Classic Michelle—always working the crowd!
Funny, scary, and pretty brilliant 👏 👌
Michelle B.